We are producing monkeys in this country.

I recently advertised my iPhone for sale at a very cheap price and of course it was sold within 2 days.

Then I realised that I can't delete my ad on Mudah (some snafu that I'm too lazy to explain). I did state clearly that interested buyer should only contact me with WhatsApp and not call.

So I have to continue dealing with enquiries for that phone.

Some people are just fucking stupid. I said WhatsApp only and yet they call to ask.

And a lot of these people are very young boys/girls.

You are so young, what the fuck are you doing buying such an expensive phone???

Some idiots WhatsApp all hours of the day... sometimes at 1am in the morning.

But that could happened because the sender may have sent out the message earlier in the evening but WhatsApp only delivered it much later. So I gave them the benefit of the doubt.

But yesterday I got really pissed off.

My phone rang after midnight.

The number was not in my contact so it has to be one of those mother fuckers.

Anyway, I didn't answer the call...

Then the fucking monkey called again!!!

I decided to teach the young man some manners.

Of course they typically start with "tu iPhone ada tak?"

Didn't even apologise for calling at such late hours. If he had any manners or "adat", he wouldn't have made that call!!

Am I right?

I blasted the chibai: "Do you fucking know what time is it now???"

Being stupid and probably uneducated even though the country wasted trillions of ringgit on these people... he probably didn't know how to reply IN ENGLISH.

The mother fucker just hung up the phone.

This is the kind of shit this country is producing.

I'm not being political because I did not mention any political party.

I'm not being overtly racist because I did not identify any race.

But I wouldn't give you any price for correctly guessing which kind of monkey that fucker was.